Society for Indecency to Naked AnimalsThis petition is addressed to Farmers, and others exploiting animals in their raw nude form
Eligible Signatories: Everyone offended by the indecent exposure of nude animals everywhere
Animals have suffered for years under the oppression of humans. Everything from being forced to carry their human friends on their backs, to dragging large metal plows through fields. But there is one indecency that really gets under my skin, and that is the indecent exposure of animals everywhere. I have to commend advocates for animal equality such as Paris Hilton who give their furry friends the respect they deserve. For a change of pace we should all follow Paris' lead in the animal rights movement. Why not carry your furry friends around for a day, or dress them up adding a little bling to their lifestyle.
For centuries animals have been left out in the cold naked, and alone. We've walked around clothed as if we are superior to these poor innocent creatures with our shirts and shoes or no service signs. This day in the spirit of April 1st I say we stand up, we quit acting as if we are superior to our animal friends and give them a snuggie (A company that I can only give the highest of honor to as they have made animal clothing main stream)!
The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals petition was created at 2010-04-01 23:20:04 is elligible to be signed by those that are a part of the following group: Everyone offended by the indecent exposure of nude animals everywhere.