Anti-knitted sweater wear for innocent kitteh katzThis petition is addressed to All cat servants (because no one owns a cat, if you are lucky a cat may allow you to serve them)
Eligible Signatories: Cat lovers, and animal rights activists!
This is a petition to stop the cruel and unjust underground knitted sweater wear movement among cat servants. For reference:
This maltreatment of cats cannot be tolerated, we must stand on a united front in order to bring peace, prosperity, and balance to the cat world. Those who sign this petition believe that God made cats purrfect the way they are, he gave them fur for clothing and need no additional "accessories" to keep them warm. In fact cats believe they are purrfect just the way they are, whether it's laying on your face as you attempt to get to sleep, ripping up and unraveling your toilet paper rolls, leaving dead mice in your bed, or attacking your feet in the middle of the night. This violation of basic animal rights cannot, and will not be tolerated by all of us who sign!
The Anti-knitted sweater wear for innocent kitteh katz petition was created at 2011-10-17 17:18:46 by Cody Sortore of Reference Image (example violation WARNING explicit cat content) and is elligible to be signed by those that are a part of the following group: Cat lovers, and animal rights activists!.