It's High Time Conrad Avadellankasonelli Be Inducted Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

This petition is addressed to The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Committee
Eligible Signatories: All the bubble-gum-chomping cool cats

If you have a BRAIN in your feet and a BEAT in your head, then you would be a fool to NOT sign this petition. To anyone who has grown up loving, JUST discovered, and/or was FORCED to listen to the magically nostalgic tunes of the wonderful Conrad Avadellankasonelli, you know he deserves his place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame among the likes of Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Cooke, Buddy Holly, The Everly Brothers, and Run-D.M.C.

This teen idol rose to fame sometime in the late late 50s, (no one is really sure of the EXACT year), but many DO have a faint recollection of his music, and seem to remember that he reached platinum status with a few of his hits like "Summer School Swing", "Happy Birthday Sweet--...How Old Are You Again?", "Venus In Mom-Jeans", and "I Guess I'm the Square in This Ongoing Love Triangle Circle".

Mr. Avadellankasonelli had reached his ultimate peak by 1962 when he starred in the almost-close-to-being-Oscar-nominated flick, "Billion Dollar Bikini", with Nanette Playacello, Bobbie Frankie, and Phil Silvers.

He graduated through the eras, keeping with the ever-changing music scene and gaining new followings along the way. He even released a 1976 disco version of his mildly-popular hit, "Gorgeous Like the Morning Dew", but it failed to even make the charts. The name was quickly changed to "Funky Chicken Wing" and it sprung to #6.

Conrad was underrated as a performer, and even more so as an accomplished bongo player. His influence on the early rise of rock and roll is seen and heard throughout the many idols of the day, it is just unfortunate that the REAL original genius, CONRAD, is so widely overlooked. You've all heard the lyrics, "Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?" -- Well folks, it was Conrad Avadellankasonelli. Be a doll, show your thanks and appreciation, and support the Conrad Avadellankasonelli cause. Sign the petition. Get this boy the recognition he deserves.

Thank you,
The Ginchy Gurls


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The It's High Time Conrad Avadellankasonelli Be Inducted Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! petition was created at 2011-08-16 18:40:11 is elligible to be signed by those that are a part of the following group: All the bubble-gum-chomping cool cats.